I have had many reasons in my life to “walk straight.” I was raised in a Charismatic Catholic household and was heavily involved with all aspects of religion for the first 35 years of my life. In my performance jobs it was vitally important for me to appear straight at all times. I went through therapy for many years to try to turn straight. Promises were made to me by everyone convincing me I could be straight and have an amazingly abundant earthly life. “Almost walking a straight line” shows how all of this backfired. I unintentionally put the rules of the church to the test and they all failed. Come share my experience and let’s laugh and help educate people on the truth.